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ABBA AZ[BC CAB$ABBA AZ[B/+$Z[B/+$3+$ NOS/ ^ ^ / ^NO%NOSN*) / 021 / N N/ N C _!" C _!"T(&CYY,-.']Y_!"']Y_!"C C - - - ABBA AZ[BC CAB$ABBA AZ[B/+$Z[B/+$3+$ NOS/ ^ ^ / ^NO%NOSN*) / 021 / N N/ N C _!" C _!"T(&CYY,-.']Y_!"']Y_!"C C - TTTTTTTTTTTTT - ABBA AZ[BC CAB$ABBA AZ[B/+$Z[B/+$3+$ NOS/ ^ ^ / ^NO%NOSN*) / 021 / N N/ N C _!" C _!"T(&CYY,-.']Y_!"']Y_!"C C - YO PEEPLIES!!! OK, LONG TIME NO SEE, BUT WE'RE BACK IN FORCE... EVEN THOUGH FUTUREVISION DESIGNS IS GENERALLY JUST ME (SLARTIBARTFAST) NOW, THIS DEMO TURNED OUT PRETTY WELL... BUT WE COULD USE A GRAPHICIAN AND A MUSICIAN, SO IF YOU'RE RILLY HOOPY IN EITHER OF THOSE TRAITS, CONTACT ME AT THIS ADDRESS :- SLARTIBARTFAST 4 O'CONNOR DRIVE BRAY PARK NSW 2484 AUSTRALIA... AND WRITE NOW, COS I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A GAME FER THE ZZAP! MEGA-TAPE!!! IT'LL BE RILLY AMAZING, BUT NEEDS MUSIC AND GRAFIX... YEAH, AND EVEN IF YOU'RE HOPELESS AT GRAFIX N SONIX, CONTACT ME FER SOME COOL DEMO SWAPPING.... L8R HOOPY FROOD DUDES - SLARTI - - YEEEAAAAHHH!!! WELCOME TO THE BEST DEMO IN THE WORLD, CODED BY SLARTIBARTFAST WITH HELP FROM THE ENTIRE IN-HOUSE STAFF OF OCEAN!!!! HA! APRIL FOOLS!!! YA'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY DAMN GULLIBLE TO BELIEVE THAT LOADA CRAP... NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH.... ALL OF THIS AMAZING CODE BY SLARTIBARTFAST (ME!) CHARS BY TRAX/TRC THIS COOL BEATTY MUSIX BY IQ 64 OF MOZ(IC)ART AND FINALLY THE LOGOS ARE BY THE FIEND.... THE FIEND HAS NOW SADLY DEPARTED FUTUREVISION DESIGNS, AS HE HAS GONE OFF TA UNI... I WONDER WHICH SCROLLY I'M WRITING AT THE MO'??? WHO CARES??? WIBBLE, GIBBER, GIBBER... ERRM, I KNOW... TIME FER THE HELLO'S.... ENORMOUS BUCKETS OF HOOPY HELLOS GO OUT TO :- SHAUN (HOW'S NEWCASTLE?) BRETT (DITTO) TBH (CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YA MEGA-DEMO, FROOD) FX (WHAT'S GOIN' ON? SORRY IF THAT PAUL FITZPATRICK SHITHEAD GAVE YA ANY HASSLES. HE WAS ONLY IN FUTUREVISION DESIGNS A WEEK, UNTIL I FOUND OUT HE WAS LAME AND SELLING PIRATED GAMES...) HAWKEYE (WHOAH! HELL, I'VE BEEN TWO MONTHS IN SENDING TO YA, I'M EXTREMELY SORRY! BATTERY IS GETTIN' COOLER!) MADHACKER (I'VE YET TA SEE YOUR NEW DEMO, BUT IT'LL BE COOL I RECKON) PUNK-EXECUTIONER (WHAT'S HAPPENING WIV DA DEMO COMP.? DID WE WIN?) WELL, THAT'S THAT... HMMM.... NOTHING MORE TO SAY... BUNDY ON - SLARTIBARTFAST.... OH YES, I'M 18 IN MAY, SO GET YER PREZZIES TA ME AT THE ABOVE ADDRESS!!! NA REALLY, AN INTER-LIQUOR WILL DO.... OR A HONDA NSX.... OR A HOUSE... OR A HAREM... HEH, HEH.... L8R FROODS.... SLARTI - YO GUYS 'N' GALS!!!! WELCOME TA THE DEMO WIV NO NAME!!! WELL, I COULD CALL IT 'APRIL FOOLS DEMO II' I S'POSE.... WELL... CHECKOUT MY NEW UTILITY "MEGA-WRITER V2.1" IF YA CAN.... COS IT'S THE BEST WRITER AROUND WITHOUT A DOUBT... AND CHECKOUT MY AMAZING WRITINGS IN ACAR FROM APRIL ONWARDS.... I'M A BIT LIMITED BY PAGES THOUGH, SO I'M STARTING A DISK-MAG. IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING, BUT I NEED A GRAPHICIAN AND A MUSICIAN! CONTACT ME FER MORE INFO!!!! CU ROUND LIKE SOMETHING ROUND (A BABY ATTACHED TO A CAR PUMP FOR INSTANCE...) L8R ALL - SLARTI.... - - ALL CODE BY SLARTIBARTFAST ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! SO FUCK OFF AND DIE YA LAME HACKER!!! HMMM, WRITE TA ME FOR PERMISSION FIRST.... - ALL CODE BY SLARTIBARTFAST ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! SO FUCK OFF AND DIE YA LAME HACKER!!! HMMM, WRITE TA ME FOR PERMISSION FIRST.... -
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** - PTP]^_ PTOPTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#$%&'(*+, - ABC - ABCDFGIKMORTWZ] #&*-158< - STUVWXYZSTUV[/]^ST_NN !"ST_NN#YZST$%&'()STUVW - FUTUREVISION DESIGNS PRESENT NOT BAD ALL CODE BY SLARTIBARTFAST THIS MUSIX BY HAYES OF EUROTOM THESE CHARS AND THE LOGO CHARS BY ARTLINE DESIGNS MSD CHARS BY TRAX OF TRC I MUST SAY AT THIS POINT THAT I AM THE ONLY PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF FUTUREVISION DESIGNS AND THAT IS WHY MOST OF THE GRAFIX AND MUSIX IN THIS DEMO ARE BORROWED I CODED THE WHOLE MEGADEMO IN THREE DAYS AND DIDNT LOSE ANY SLEEP PRETTY DAMN ASTOUNDING ISNT IT LATER GUYS N GALS - - YO PEEPLIES!!!! - SLARTIBARTFAST HERE, TYPIN' OUT WHATEVER POPS INTO MY MIND, GERBIL.... CUMQUAT, MASHED POTATOES, MORMONS ARE UNBELIEVABLY BORING... HMMM, WELL THAT DIDN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE!!!! - !!!TXET GNITIRW ETAH I - YEP, WRITING TEXT IS THE CRAPPIEST PART OF MAKING DEMOS.... EXCEPT FOR DISK-NOTES 'N' DEF GUIDE'S TO THINGS LIKE VOMIT.... GIBBER.... - SHIT, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE, SO I'LL WRAP THIS UP NOW... - IF YA WANNA CONTACT FUTUREVISION DESIGNS, THEN WRITE TA ME AT:- SLARTIBARTFAST 4 O'CONNOR DRIVE BRAY PARK NSW 2484 AUSTRALIA... OR PHONE +61 66 724660 OR IN OZ (066) 72 4660 ANYTIME OF THE DAY OR NIGHT.... - OK FROODS, I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!! - SLARTIBARTFAST - YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD AXE-WIELDING PSYCHOPATH - - YO FUTUREVISION DESIGNS FOLLOWERS, AND WELCOME TO THE LATEST CODING EPIC FROM US "NOT BAD"!!! WELL, I'M IN THE MOOD FER SOME HELLOS SO BAGS FULL OF ENTRAILS AND GREETS GO OUT TO:- THE FIEND BRETT (WHERE'S ME DISKS???) PUNK-EXECUTIONER/IKON VISUAL FX/MYSTIC TBH/TDU HAWKEYE/BATTERY RATFINK/OXYGEN SIMON GAVIN AND ANYONE THAT I FORGOT.... - WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE, I MUST RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET WHILE THE CREDITS ROLL UP THE SCREEN KEIMOSABI.... L8R ALL - SLARTIBARTFAST -
- , CHUNDER, SPEW, TECHNICOLOUR YAWN, MULTICOLOURED LAUGH, WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE TO CALL IT, THIS IS A PROBLEM IN OUR SOCIETY WHICH IS TOO READILY OVER- LOOKED... WE AT - HOPE TO PUT A STOP TO THIS IGNORANCE ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH OUR :- DEF GUIDE TO TECHNICOLOUR YAWNING IN THIS GUIDE, WE HOPE TO CLARIFY THE MANY DIFFERENT TASTES, COLOURS, AND OCCURENCES OF VOMIT... ENJOY... - TTTTTTTTTTTTTT"T - A MESSAGE FROM THE NATIONAL VOMIT RESEARCH INSTITUTE PRESS '+' & '-' TO CHANGE PAGES PRESS 'SPACE' TO EXIT (C)1991 FUTUREVISION DESIGNS - ABBEHKNQTWZ] #&),/ - - , CHUNDER, SPEW, TECHNICOLOUR YAWN, MULTICOLOURED LAUGH, WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE TO CALL IT, THIS IS A PROBLEM IN OUR SOCIETY WHICH IS TOO READILY OVER- LOOKED... WE AT - HOPE TO PUT A STOP TO THIS IGNORANCE ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH OUR :- DEF GUIDE TO TECHNICOLOUR YAWNING IN THIS GUIDE, WE HOPE TO CLARIFY THE MANY DIFFERENT TASTES, COLOURS, AND OCCURENCES OF VOMIT... ENJOY... - INDUCING A VOMIT -=========- -================- WHEN EMBARKING ON THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOURS OF CHUNDERING, ONE MUST FIRST CONSIDER HOW TO BRING ABOUT THE SPEW. THE HUMAN BODY IS A COMPLEX ORGANISM AND SO WE HAVE MANY OPTIONS:- 1/ STICK YOUR INDEX AND FOREFINGERS DOWNYOUR THROAT. THIS IS A CRUDE, BUT EFFECTIVE WAY OF INDUCING VOMITING. 2/ IF YOU HAVE NO HANDS, CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 3/ ALTERNATIVELY YOU CAN BUY LOADSA ALCOHOL AND SWILL IT DOWN UNTIL EITHER YOU VOMIT, SOMETHING BUSTS, OR BOTH. BE WARNED, HOWEVER, THAT A VOMIT THAT IS CAUSED BY YOUR STOMACH EXPLODING CAN BE PRETTY DAMN UGLY... THE MOST EFFECTIVE 'VOMIT MIX' IS; IRISH CREAM, PEPSI, BUNDY RUM, JIM BEAM,AND COCA-COLA.... - THE TASTE TEST -=========- -==============- TASTE IS A MAJOR FACTOR WHEN VOMITING, UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU HAVE NO TONGUE... WHEN MANY PEOPLE VOMIT, THEY DON'T TAKE THE TIME TO SAVOUR THE EVER- CHANGING FLAVOURS OF THEIR CHUNDER. IT'SNOT HARD TO LEARN TO APPRECIATE YOUR PARTICULAR BRAND OF PUKE. WE HAVE PROVIDED HERE A LIST OF EASY-TO-FOLLOW STEPS TOWARDS ACHIEVING THIS GOAL... - - 1/ ALWAYS MAKE SURE THE MOUTH IS CLOSED AT THE MOMENT OF DISGORGING YOUR STOMACHCONTENTS. THIS ENSURES NONE OF THE FLAVOURS ARE LOST. 2/ ONCE YOU HAVE CAPTURED THE FULL ESSENCE OF THE CHUNDER, SWISH IT ROUND A BIT TO GIVE YOUR TASTEBUDS THE FULL EFFECT 3/ SWALLOW OR PUT IN AN ICECREAM BUCKET IN THE FRIDGE FOR LATER USE. THIS SAVES PAYING CARPET CLEANING BILLS AND ALSO SAVES YOU MAKING DESSERT. MOST PEOPLE SAY THAT ALL VOMIT TASTES THE SAME, BUT AFTER FOLLOWING THE STEPS OUTLINED ABOVE, YOU'LL LEARN TO RECOGNISE THE DIFFERING TASTE SENSATIONSTHAT VOMIT HAS TO OFFER!!! - THE CLEANING BILL -=========- -=================- IT IS AT THIS POINT WE STUMBLE ACROSS THE DOWNFALL OF OUR TECHNICOLOUR FUN, THE CLEANING BILL... THIS PUTS MOST PEOPLE SUBCONSCIOUSLY RIGHT OFF VOMITING. THEIR MINDS REGISTERTHIS INABILITY TO PAY THE CLEANING BILL AS A DISLIKE OF VOMITING. BUT, BEING EXPERT MULTICOLURED LAUGHERS, WE KNOW BETTER. THE CLEANING BILL CAN BE AVOIDED ENTIRELY WITH A LITTLE BIT OF INGENUITY. AGAIN, WE HAVE PUT TOGETHER STEP-BY- STEP INSTRUCIONS ON HOW TO ACHIEVE THIS,WITH TIPS ON NORMAL SPEW AND BILE:- - NORMAL SPEW 1/ DO ALL OF YOUR VOMITING IN THE BACK YARD. THIS WAY ALL OF THE LITTLE BIRDIESWILL MISTAKE IT FOR LUNCH AND EAT IT. IFYOU CANNOT SEEM TO FIND ANY LITTLE BIRDS, THEN MAKE SURE YOU VOMIT ON AN OPEN FIRE OR BAR-B-Q... 2/ IF YOU HAVE HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF CHUNDERING ALL OVER AN EXPENSIVE RUG OR CARPET, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT THIS CAN DO TO YOUR CLEANING BILL!!! SO, JUST REMOVE THE ROOF OF YOUR HOUSE, AND LITTLE BIRDSWILL FLY IN AND EAT IT. IF, HOWEVER, THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF BIRDIES, SIMPLY BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE. THIS WILL TOTALLY REMOVE ANY TRACES OF THE VOMIT. BILE 1/ IN THE BACKYARD IS DEFINITELY THE GO.AS LONG AS NOBODY TREADS IN IT, IT WILL GO COMPLETELY UNNOTICED AND SOAK INTO THE GROUND. TRY NOT TO DO THIS TOO MUCH,HOWEVER, AS THIS CAN CAUSE THE DEATH OF YOUR LAWN, AND POSSIBLY YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS LAWN... 2/ VOMITED IN THE HOUSE? NO PROBLEM, JUST SLEEP ON THE PLACE OF VOMITING (THEBILE WILL SOAK IN) UNTIL YOU BECOME USED TO THE SMELL. IF VISITORS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMELL, BURN THE HOUSE DOWN... - AND THERE YOU HAVE IT... HAVE FUN DISCOVERING VOMIT, AND TRY NOTTO BURN DOWN TOO MANY HOUSES... FOR MORE INFORMATION ON VOMITING, OR IFYOU HAVE ANY DATA TO ADD TO OUR RESEARCH, WRITE TO:- - - , 4 O'CONNOR DRIVE, BRAY PARK, NSW 2484, AUSTRALIA. OR PHONE +61 66 724660 OR IN AUSTRALIA (066) 72 4660 ASK FOR THE HEAD CHUNDERER... -
",8,1: - NI... SO, FROM THIS ABYSMAL - AND ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE THAT I KN - TTTTTTTTTTTTT - ABCDFGIKMORTWZ] #&*-158< - YO GUYS AND GIRLIES!!!!! WELCOME TO "NOT BAD"-THE DEMO..... AND IT'S NOT A BAD DEMO, TOO.... NOW FER THE CREDS... THESE CHARS BY TRAX/TRC ALL CODING BY SLARTIBARTFAST LOGO CHARS BY ARTLINE DESIGNS THIS COOL MUZIX BY ACCEPT/STARION HMMM, CHECKOUT MY WRITINGS IN "THE AUSTRALIAN COMMODORE AND AMIGA REVIEW" FROM APRIL ONWARDS.... IT GETS COOLER 'N' COOLER... GRIBBIT... ISN'T THIS FROG-LEAPIN' SCROLLY COOL?!?!?! HOP... HOP... HOP... HOP... L8R PEEEPLIES!!!! SLARTIBARTFAST THE UNBELIEVABLY COOL (AND USUALLY INCREDIBLY LAZY) CODER.... - WHALE CARCASSES FULL OF GREETS GO OUT TO:- THE FIEND GAVIN BRETT ERIK JAMIE FX TBH PUNK-EXECUTIONER RATFINK HAWKEYE SIMON AND ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE THAT I KNOW THAT'S WATCHIN' THIS..... HMMM, I TURN 18 ON MAY 20TH, SO SEND YER INTERLIQUOR, CARS, AND MANSIONS TO THE ADDRESS ABOVE.... NO DEAD FISH PLEASE - - - YO PERSONAGES!!!! WELL, I ONLY RELEASED MY LAST DEMO A WEEK AGO, AND ALREADY I'M BACK WIV MORE!!!! PRETTY DAMN AMAZING WHEN U CONSIDER THAT I'M THE ONLY PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF FUTUREVISION.... THIS IS SLARTIBARTFAST TAPDANCIN' ON DA KEYS, AND THE REST OF FVD ARE:- LEPER MONK AND ESKIMO.... THE FIEND IS A PART-TIME MEMBER, DUE TO HIS DOIN' UNI... SO, FROM THIS ABYSMAL LITTLE MEMBERS LIST YOU MAY GUESS THAT WE NEED A FEW MORE! WELL YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!!! IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN BECOMING A MEMBER, OR WANNA SWAP DEMOS WITH US, THEN WRITE TO ME AT:- 4 O'CONNOR DRIVE, BRAY PARK, NSW 2484.... WELL, I'M ORF!!! L8R HOOPY FROOD DUDES - SLARTI -
",8,1: - AGH QRYXQTST!SV - QTSTQRSUQRYX "#*M"()%M - M"()%"#&'"#*M ./MM.0./M./M.0./././.012 78MM<=:>M78M<=:>7878<=?8 DIDIJKL - AFCDEFC QTST]^_QRYX]^_QVSTQVST "()%,-* - <=:>7878 DEFC - AFC QVSTQRYXQRYX]^_QVZ[QVSTQRYX "()%"#*M - - AGH QRYXQTST!SV - QTSTQRSUQRYX "#*M"()%M - M"()%"#&'"#*M ./MM.0./M./M.0./././.012 78MM<=:>M78M<=:>7878<=?8 DIDIJKL - AFCDEFC QTST]^_QRYX]^_QVSTQVST "()%,-* - <=:>7878 DEFC - AFC QVSTQRYXQRYX]^_QVZ[QVSTQRYX "()%"#*M - 87878<=:> JOYSTICK IN PORT II TO CONTROL TEXTS +%"()% - HI THERE KIDDIES!!! THIS IS - HERE, AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I DIDN'T TYPE THIS TEXT?! ( - THIS SCROLLY WAS GONNA BE WRITTEN BY - , BUT HE'S TOO LAZY... SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH HIM KIDS!?! THAT'S RIGHT!! THE CANNON!!!!! SO, WE JUST SHOVE THE MONK INTO THE CANNON LIKE... (SOUNDS OF STRUGGLING) ...SO, AND LIGHT DA FUSE!!!!! PHHHZZZZTTTT..... - WHOOPS, - SEEMS TO HAVE GONE TA PIECES AFTER THAT, SO WHILE I CLEAN UP DA MESS YOU CAN LOOK AT THIS GREETS LIST!!! - HELLOS GO OUT TO - HMMM, NOTHING ELSE TO SAY KIDDOS OTHER THAN SORRY TO THE DISMEMBERED - - - YO PEEPLE!!! WELCOME TO THE MEGA-DEMO WITH THE MOSTEST (AND THE BEST - "!!!! AND METHINKS THAT IT'S NOT BAD REALLY... WELL, 'NUFF PUNS ON THE TITLE... THIS IS DA MEGA-EGOED - TAPPIN' AWAY ON THE NOW BROKEN KEYS... I S'POSE DANCIN' ON THE KEYS WAS A BAD IDEA THEN.... HMMM, DOWN BELOW THIS WONDERFUL INERTIA SCROLLER IS A TEXT WRITTEN BY NONE OTHER THAN - RESIDENT BALISONG PSYCHOPATH!!! YEAH, HE'S RILLY TERRIFIC WIV THAT BUTTERFLY KNIFE OF HIS.... AH, CREDITS MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW... ALL CODING BY - .... THESE CHARS BY - ... LOGO CHARS BY ???? AND MUSIX BY THE SAME PERSON (IE. ????) - THANKYOU'S GO OUT TA THE GUYS/GALS THAT MADE THEM!!! ESPECIALLY WHOEVER DID THIS AMAZING - !!!!!! WELL, NO MORE TA SAY.... - -
",8,1: - ABCDFGIKMORTWZ] #&*-158< - YO ALL U PEEPLES OUT THERE IN HACKERLAND!!!!! WELCOME TO "NOT BAD"-THE DEMO... CODED BY SLARTIBARTFAST ON APRIL 8TH (I THINK THIS PART WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER AS AN APRIL FOOLS DEMO, BUT I HAVE ALREADY DUN ONE THIS YEAR).... THESE CHARS BY MYSELF (SLARTI) THE UPPER LOGO CHARS BY ARTLINE DESIGNS AND THIS COOL MUSIX IS BY MATT GRAY FROM LAST NINJA II!!!! WOW, DOESN'T THIS PARALLAX LOOK COOL? AND WHAT ABOUT THIS DYPP??? NOT BAD I'D SAY, IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO STRIP THE BITS!!! THAT'D BE GIBBERISH TAMOST OF U, SO TO THOSE OF U THAT IT WASN'T, HERE'S SOME GIBBERISH FER YA!!! GIBBER, GIBBER, GIBBER.... SATISFIED??? HMMM... I WONDER WHO WON THE IKV DEMO COMP???? I DON'T THINK IT'S BEEN JUDGED YET.... WELL, NOW I'LL SEND OUT BAGSA HELLO'S TO THESE FROODS :- THE FIEND (HOW'S THE UNI PARTIES??) BRETT (DITTO, AND WHERE'S ME DISKS???) SIMON ('ELLO FERRETT!) ERIK (HOW'S DA CAT JUICE THIS TIME OF YEAR?) TBH (SEND YER DEMO!) FX (HOW'S THE LAND OF CORRUPTION THEN, EH?) HAWKEYE (CAN'T WAIT TA SEE BATTERY'S NEW SENDS) PUNK-X (DID WE WIN? KEEP UP DA COOL SENDS M8) RATFINK (HOPE YA LIKED THE SEND, SEND SOON) WELL, THAT'S IT FOLKIES!!!! IF YA WANNA CONTACT ONE OF THE COOLEST TEAMS IN OZ, WRITE TA ME AT: SLARTIBARTFAST, 4 O'CONNOR DRIVE, BRAY PARK, NSW 2484, AUSTRALIA.... OR RING: (066) 72 4660 OR OVERSEAS +61 66 724660.... WE ARE ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FER NEW MEMBERS 'N' CONTACTS, SO SEND NOW!!! L8R KIDDIES - SLARTIBARTFAST... - - A -
ICE-WRITER V2.1 CODED BY ICEMAN/TDU---------------- -------------------* PRESS SPACE TO READ CURRENT NOTE, OR * PRESS RETURN TO WRITE A NEW ONE!! - TEST MESSAGE - CHANGE NUMBER - OF PAGES - WRITE TEXT - - MUSIC TO LOAD BETWEEN $1000-$2000 - PRESS RUN/STOP OR RESTORE TO GET TO THIS MENU WHEN TESTING MESSAGE. - FOR NEXT PAGE WHEN WRITING TEXT, +PRESS - TO GET BACK HERE. - BE SURE TO SET NUMBER OF PAGES, OR ELSE YOU'LL GET THE SAME NUMBER AS THE PERSON BEFORE YOU. (C) 1990 - % X& X& X& X& X& X& X& X& - SAVENAME: BBBJJJGGGAAAAAAGGGJJJBBB - ENTER INIT, JSR $1000,$1003 TOTAL NO. = 09 --- CHANGE NUMBER OF PAGES --- PRESS '+' OR '-' TO INC/DEC THE PAGE NUMBER...(ONLY 1-36 AVAILABLE!) PRESS ANY KEY TO PAUSE-UNPAUSE DIRECTORY - STICKMAN/TDU HERE WITH A REACTION NOTE TO THAT FUCKING CRAP WHICH WAS TYPED BY - ... FIRST OF ALL, LET ME GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT.. 1. THIS FUTUREVISION DEMO IS COOL... 2. I - IS LAME... 3. SLARTIBARTFAST SHOULD GET HIS FUCKEN FACTS RIGHT BEFORE HE ACCUSES ME OF SUCH UTTER AND ABSOLUTELY COMPLETE - ... 4. I AM - A BASTARD. I WAS BORN IN 1973, AND MY PARENTS WERE MARRIED 3 YEARS BEFORE THAT. 5. I AM - ACTIVE IN THE SCENE AT THIS POINT IN TIME! - THE REASON I AM TYPING THIS NOTE IS BECAUSE I - STRONGLY AGAINST PEOPLEMISUNDERSTANDING MY WORDS + ACTIONS. SLARTIBARTFAST CONTACTED ME TODAY WITH THIS DEMO, AND HE RECKONS THAT WE HAVE DECLARED WAR ON HIM! - ! IF YOU THINK THIS THEN YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG!!! - LAST AUGUST, THE FIRST - DEMO WAS RELEASED - "G'DAY WORLD". THIS DEMO WAS SUCCESSFUL, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A PRETTY BAD DEMO! WE BECAME WELL KNOWN IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF THIS DEMO. HOWEVER,JUST BECAUSE THE DEMO WAS SPREAD WELL, AND A FEW PEOPLE TOOK A LIKING TO IT, SOME - DECIDED TO SPREAD A RUMOUR THAT WE RIPP CODE. THIS IS OF COURSE NOT THE CASE... RUMOUR SPREADING IS THE PRICE OF SUCCESS....... - BECAME SICK AND TIRED OF - BAGGING US EITHER BECAUSE THEYBELIEVED FALSE RUMOURS, OR BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE ACTUAL CODING WAS LAME. FAIR ENOUGH! THE CODING - LAME, BUT WE HAVE IMPROVED GREATLY SINCE THEN! ALSO, WE WERE JUST BEGINNING ON THE SCENE AND HERE WE HAVE CUNTS SPREADING RUMOURS ABOUT US.. - .... HAVING COPED WITH ALL THAT SHIT WITHOUT MUCH TROUBLES AND ONE OR TWO WARS LATER,I GET A PHONE CALL FROM - TELLING ME THAT HE WAS CONTACTED BY A COOL CODER CALLED - ... THIS GUY HAD CODED SOME COOL STUFF.. - , WHO GAVE IT TO ME, AND ON THE DISK FROM SLARTI, WAS A PERSONAL NOTE TO - .. THIS IS WHAT THE NOTE BASICALY SAID... - IT SAID THAT HE HAD SAW OUR DEMO "G'DAY WORLD" AND THAT - 'S PART WAS COOL "BUT AS FOR THE REST, WELL..." SECONDLY, LATER IN THE SAME NOTE, IT SAID THAT HE HAD CODED A DEMO WITH 10MSDSCROLLERS IN IT, AND MUSIC+ LOGO SWING ETC. ETC.. AND IT SAID.. "THRASHES SLASH/TDU'S SCROLLERS TO BITS" FINALLY AT THE END OF THE NOTE, IT ASKED - . - AT THIS POINT IN TIME, I SHOWED IT TO A FEW OTHER - GUYS AS A MATTER OF INTEREST. THEY BECAME ANGRY, AS DID I, BECAUSE WE WERE SICK AND TIRED OF TAKINGSHIT FROM CUNTHEADS WHO SLAGGED OUR GROUP WITHOUT GIVING US A CHANCE TO PROVE OURSELVES... - ONE THING THAT MADE EVERYONE LAUGH WAS A DEMO ON THE SAME DISK BY SLARTI/FVD. THIS WAS AN ATTEMPT TO BEAT SLASH/TDU'S 9 MSD SCROLL ROUTINE. WHEN WE WENT TO RUN IT, IT WASN'T EVEN PACKED!! HAHAHAH!ALSO ONCE WE GOT IT GOING, IT WAS FULL OF GLITCHES, AND HAD A FUCKING MONOCHROME LOGO (LIKE REBEL/OXYGEN!).. - , WHO WAS THIS SHITHEAD WHO DARED TOSLAG OUR STUFF, AND THEN CREATE HIS OWN PIECE OF SHIT, WHICH DIDN'T EVEN COMPAREWITH - 'S ROUTINE! HEHEHEHHAHAH AS I FOUND OUT LATER, THE NOTE TO - , AND THE APPARENTLY UNFINISHED DEMO BY SLARTI/FVD WERE NOT MEANT TO BE SPREAD. WELL, THEN COMES THE PROBING QUESTION... "WHY DID - IN THE FIRST PLACE?????" SPACE.. - IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE THE NOTE, THEN I'LL FUCKING SEND IT TO YOU!! HAHA! AS IT TURNED OUT, THE DISK WITH THAT STUFF ON WAS ONLY SPREAD BY SLIMER/TDU, AS I WASN'T GOING TO SPREAD A DISK WITH SHIT ABOUT US ON IT!! ALSO, IT DIDN'T GET SPREAD VERY FAR BECAUSE THE DEMOS HAD QUITE OLD RELEASE DATES... NO ONE WOULD HAVE REALLY PASSED THEN ON... WHILE EVERYONE IN - WAS ANGRY... NO ONE BOTHERED TO SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE ABOUT IT... EXCEPT FOR ME, I LET - KNOW HOW I FELT ABOUT IT, AND LIKE AGOOD LITTLE BOY, HE RINGS UP - AND MAKES UP SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT US WANTING TO START A WAR! AS IT TURNS OUT, SLARTI WRITES SHIT ABOUT ME, AND THEN CLAIMS THAT I SPREAD HIS UNFINISHED DEMO! - ! I DIDN'T SPREAD YOURDISK, AS 1) IT WAS TOO OLD, AND 2) I DIDN'T LIKE IT! - - NOW, IF YOU THINK THAT WE HAVE DECLARED WAR, THEN - BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT! HOWEVER - THE POINT STANDS... "IF YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR, I'LL TAKE YOU TO WAR, OK??" ALSO, HOW THE FUCK WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOUR 10 SCROLLERS DEMO WAS UNFINISHED, OR THAT WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE IT. THIS IS - 'S FAULT.. NOT MINE!! BLAME HIM! NOT ME!! I WOULDN'T SPREAD THAT CRAP IN A FIT! NOW SLARTI - I HOPE YOU HAVE THE MESSAGELOUD+CLEAR.. I DID NOT CALL YOUR GROUP LAME, I THINK YA STUFF KICKS, BUT I WOULDN'T UNDERESTIMATE OUR POWER IF I WAS YOU, AND TAKE THIS AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU DECIDE TO SLAG ON ANOTHER GROUP.. NEXT TIME YOU MAY NOT BE UNDERSTOOD SO WELL, AND YOU - GET YOUR ARSE KICKED. DON'T SAY I DIDN'TWARN YOU.. THATS HOW THE SCENE WORKS.. - NOW, I'LL END HERE WITH A REPLY TO YOUR QUOTE FROM MADONNA WHICH YOU WROTE IN YOUR PERSONAL NOTE TO ME.. HERE IS A QUOTE FROM - ... LISTEN UP.. " I AIN'T GOT IT ALL, SO DON'T - WITH ME, UNLESS YOUR ASS WANNA BE MADE HISTORY I'LL - AND IF YOUR WIFE AND KIDS INSIDE - - ! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO I SLAY, DON'T LET ME GET A HO TO SOME E & J, 'CAUSE WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN - I'LL STAB YOUR ASS QUICKER THAN A MEXICAN.. THE NIGHTMARES WILL LEAVE YOU DEAD ON THE SCENE, AND MAKE FREDDY BIT YOUR ASS LOOK LIKE A WET DREAM! SPACE.. - THIS IS FACT NOT FICTIONAL SON OF A BITCH, I'VE GOT THE MIND OF A LUNATIC.. " (NOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS WAR THINGYBUT A GOOD SAYING, NO?) - UNQUOTE.. - DON'T GO AROUND AND SLAG GROUPS LIKE YOU ARE, OTHERWISE YOU'LL BE IN - SHIT! DON'T BELIEVE ME?? TRY IT ON US AGAIN AND YOU'LL KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD SORRY... PAX HARRIEZ! - -
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A AZ[BC CAB$ABBA AZ[B/+$Z[B/+$3+$ / ^ ^ / ^NO%NOSN*) / 021 / N N/ N _!" C _!"T(&CYY,-.']Y_!"']Y_!"C C - - - - P- (C) BY ARTLINE DESIGNS -LEJ - - PLAYER BY AK / MUSIC BY AH -4 - ABBA AZ[BC CAB$ABBA AZ[B/+$Z[B/+$3+$ NOS/ ^ ^ / ^NO%NOSN*) / 021 / N N/ N C _!" C _!"T(&CYY,-.']Y_!"']Y_!"C C - YO HOOPY PEEPLES!!!!! SLARTIBARTFAST OF THE MIGHTY (AND SOMEWHAT UNKNOWN) FUTUREVISION DESIGNS HERE, TO TAP AWAY AT THE KEYBOARD AND MAKE SOME USE OF THIS WONDERFUL LITTLE DYCP ROUTINE.......... NOW I THINK IT'S TIME FER THE CREDS!!! ALL CODE - SLARTIBARTFAST.... LOGO - THE FIEND.... CHARS - SLARTIBARTFAST.... MUSIX - AH OF ARTLINE DESIGNS.... TURBOLOADER - CHRIS BAIRD.... WELL, SOME INFO MEBBE? THIS DEMO WAS CODED IN A SOMEWHAT FRENZIED RUSH AFTER I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE IKON VISUAL DEMO COMP... THE UPPER LOGO IS PRINTED TWICE RILLY FAST TA GIVE THAT WONDEROUS 'SEE-THROUGH' FX.... THE DYCP IS FAIRLY NORMAL, EXCEPT IT IS 25X10 CHARS BIG... ORIGINALLY THE CHARS BLINKED OF AT THE EDGES OF THIS DYCP, AND THIS LIMITED OUR CHANCES OF WINNING THE COMP SOMEWHAT, DONCHA THINK? SO I FIXED IT AND PUT SOME SPRITES ON THE SIDES... WELL, NOW FOR THE SMARTARSE PART OF THE SCROLLY! AND IT'S TO ICEMAN OF TDU... ABOUT YOUR FIRST DEMO FOR TDU (G'DAY WORLD) QUOTE"IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE BUGS THAT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHY IT HAPPENS". METHINKS THAT U 1.CODED IT BEFORE PUTTING IN THE SPRITES (PUTS OF RASTERS BY MILES!) 2.YOU DIDN'T DO THE FADE ROUTINE IN THE BORDER (ESSENTIAL FOR SMOOTH FADES) AND 3.YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ENOUGH RASTERTIME FOR YOUR ROUTINES... JUST A BIT OF CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM U REALISE, I'M NOT TRYING TO START A WAR OR ANYTHING. IN FACT, WHY DONCHA CONTACT ME AND WE CAN SWAP PROGRAMMING TIPS ETC. IN FACT, WHOEVER IS READING THIS, CONTACT ME!! URRRGH! SMOKING IS A DISGUSTING HABIT! ACTUALLY I'M TRYING TO GIVE UP PASSIVE SMOKING AT THE MO' (HEH, HEH) BUT IT'S A BIT HARD WHEN MUM'S BOYFRIENDS COME OVER AND FILL THE HOUSE WITH SMOKE!!!! HMMMMM, ABOUT THE COMMENT IN THE FUTUREVISION CONTACT DEMO. I'M NOT RACIST AND I DID NOT MEAN A RACIST SLUR WHEN I SAID "LAME EUROPEAN BASTARDS", IT'S JUST THAT THE LEVEL OF IMMATURITY SEEMS TO BE HIGHER THERE AMONG TEXTWRITERS.... WOW! EVEN COCKROACHES LIKE DOUG ANTHONY ALL-STARS! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE PROGRAMMING AWAY TO THE COOL SOUNDS OF DAAS AND WHAT DO I SEE ROCKIN' OUT OF THE VOLUME SLIDER? A COCKROACH! IT'S CUTE (GIBBER...) LITTLE ANTENNAE WAVIN' AT ME..... WELL, I GOTTA GET THE OTHER BITS DUN, IT'S TOO HOT TO WRITE ANY MORE (WE'VE GOT AN OVER 40 DEGREE HEAT-WAVE UP HERE!)..... L8R YA HOOPY GUYS N GALS - SLARTIBARTFAST - - - PRESENT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT A DEMO CODED BY - - - A 3-PART - DEMO CODED FOR THE - - - DEMO-COMPETITION... YEAH! AND THIS IS (AS SOME OF YOU MAYHAVE NOTICED) AN - VERSION OF OUR - ENTRY. BECAUSE OF THE WAY THE IKON VISUAL DEMOCOMPETITION HAS DRAGGED ON FOR SO LONG, AND THERE HAVE BEEN LOADSA LATE ENTRIES,I DECIDED I WOULD FIX ALL THE BUGS IN THIS DEMO, AS IT WAS ORIGINALLY RUSHED TOGETHER A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE!!! IT WOULD BE A BIT UNFAIR IF OTHER TEAMSGOT TWO MONTHS EXTRA TIME TO CODE THEIR ENTRIES, WHEN WE ONLY GOT 1 WEEK, NO? IF YOU HAVE ANY CODING OR GRAPHICS THATYOU NEED DONE, ON A SMALL OR LARGE SCALE, CONTACT - FOR A FREE QUOTE ON HOW - LARGE A HOLE IT WILL MAKE IN YOUR POCKET OK? WRITE TO US NOW AT:- - - 4 O'CONNOR DRIVE, BRAY PARK, NSW 2484 WELL, THAT'S ALL FER THIS BLINKER!!! L8R FROODS - - - YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD LUNATICS!!! - - -
CRTECEJ%'V13LLLHX - FUTUREVISION DESIGNS PRESENT R.O.T.M.F.S.P. CODED ENTIRELY BY SLARTI ON 22-24TH DECEMBER IN THE YEAR OF 1990 DONCHA JUST LOVE THIS FX I THINK I'LL CALL IT THE 'SPAM BLINKER', YEP! GIBBER... SPAMITTY HELLOS GO TO HAWKEYE OF BATTERY FX OF ARROGANCE TBH OF TDU THE IKON VISUAL GUYS (ISN'T THIS GREAT) THE REST OF FUTUREVISION CONTACT US! PHONE (066)724660 (ASK FOR DAMIAN) OR SEND A LETTER TO:- SLARTIBARTFAST, 4 O'CONNOR DRIVE, MURWILLUMBAH, NSW 2484, AUSTRALIA TTF ARE LAME, AVOID!! PRESS SPACE - HI THERE GUYS N GALS, AND WELCOME TO THE 2ND PART OF "REVENGE OF THE MEGA-FROODS SINUS PAINS"!!! WADDYA THINK,EH? CREDITS FOR THIS BIT WHIZ OUT TO SLARTIBARTFAST - DID ALL THE CODE (IE. I DID) AND THE SMALL CHARS, THE FIEND DID THIS AMAZING LOGO (I DID THE LAYOUT), AND THE SOUNDS NOW CARESSING YOUR EARS IS BY LAXITY!!! I LOVE THIS MUSIX! I WANNA MARRY IT AND HAVE ITS BABIES! THIS WAS AN MSD SCROLLER WITH FADES UNTIL I PUT THE MUZIX IN, BUT IT TOOK UP TOO MUCH RASTER-TIME... OH WELL, I HOPE U LIKE THE SPAM BLINKER ABOVE THIS SCROLLY, COS I THINK IT'S AMAZING (MODESTY IS NOT ONE OF MY STRONGEST POINTS)... HELLOS R UP THERE AS WELL, SO THERE IS NOT MUCH MORE TO SAY OTHER THAN IF U HAVE A MODEM, DON'T BOTHER RINGING THE RABBIT TRAP BBS, COS IT IS OFFLINE DUE TO THE SYSOP GOING OFF TO UNI... OH, AND WATCH THE MAGS FER NEWS OF FUTUREVISION DESIGNS SECRET PROJECT!!! IT'LL BLAST ALL OTHER COMPETITION OUT OF THE WATER AND ONTO THE FIRE (ERM, METHINKS I'VE CONFUSED MY SAYINGS AGAIN!)... WELL, I'M ORFING!!! CU ROUND LIKE A BABY SEAL ATTACHED TO A CAR PUMP! SLARTIBARTFAST STILL HERE? WELL, THEN... ERM... OH YES! IF U GET ANY CONTACT WITH TTF THEN GET RID OF IT IMMEDIATELY! THEY ARE LAAAAMMEE!!! SELLING PIRATED GAMES IS AMAZINGLY FUCKING LAME!!! SO, AVOID TTF!!! THEY EVEN USED AN AMIGA INTRO BY 'THE FORCE' AND JUST CHANGED THE TEXT... LAME, EH? OK, THAT'S MY WHINGE OVER... L8R PEEPLE! SLARTIBARTFAST - EPPFLLP##///LLLHX -
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